Officially a Mutant?

In the movie Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium accountants are described as a combination of a counter and mutant. While I can't quite claim the mutant part yet, I do claim the counter part. After walking out of an accounting classes two weeks ago I saw a Coca-Cola truck and immediately thought to myself, "Hm, the Coca-Cola brand was developed in-house so it won't be recognized at full market value". The next day while at Cici's Pizza I had a strong urge to look at their financial statements. Weird? Well, that's the world of accountants.